You know, the mainstream media shows us people with low body fat and all that, but in reality, your belly has a purpose.

It’s not that you’re fat just because you’re fat.

You’re fat because you’re resourceful.

I know I’m resourceful—my Homer Simpson–style belly supports me during days when the fridge is mostly empty.

You know, our bodies are smart—they’re not stupid. They are designed for survival, not aesthetics.

You’re not fat; you’re resourceful!